
I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him. – Stephen Wright
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I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him. – Stephen Wright

Ohai hotdogz! As shiba inu week drawz 2 a conclushun, we need ur help desidin wut breed ob goggie we shud featcha nekst week!

Shud it b teh flooftastic briard?

Or mebbe teh itteh bitteh miniature pinscher?

Or perhapz teh ginormous norwegian elkhound?

Or mebbe teh wiry an widdul welsh terrier?
So hoo will it be, loldog luvverz? Tayk teh poal an let us noez!

Happy American Eskimo dog week eberybuddeh! We hoap u r enjoyin dese lubbly goggiez!
Source: MossyOwls