
You DO know I’m a police dog, right? Put the beer down and climb outa that grocery cart
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You DO know I’m a police dog, right? Put the beer down and climb outa that grocery cart


It’s OK having a human for a roommate I just have to tutor her a lot.
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But mooooom… I hate having my picture taken when I’m covered in spots! Just SMILE and noone will notice!

Ohai. Um, since you were too busy to let me out, I pee’d on the toilet like you do. Sorry about the wet rug, though.
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And so the fate of the Entire Universe and Life As We Know It was balanced delicately on Sweetie’s ears. The moment soon passed, but Sweetie felt important from then on.
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