What’s the wackiest dog name that you have ever given your dog? According to Veterinary Pet Insurance, these are the top 10 most unique goggie names from the 485,000 names in their database:
1. Pickle Von Corndog
2. Lord Chubby Pruneface
3. Badonkadonk
4. Ninjastar Dangerrock
5. Molly Mcboozehound
6. Dog Vadar
7. Flospy Squeakerton
8. Bettie Poops
9. Geez Louise
10. Barnaby Bones
Let us know what creative names that you’ve given to your goggies in the comments! If you want to know what crazy names that kitteh owners came up with, click here.
Source: SF Gate
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Our rescue dog is named “Molly Woggles, Where’s your goggles?” I’m not sure why. The kids came up with it.
Aww- my Mom calls me Molly Woggles. That is an excellent name for a rescue dog
My late Alaskan Malamute’s name was ‘Navarre’ but we called him Fluffus Maximus for ‘short’ ha ha ha ha.
Lol. My parent’s had a pit that my dad named Max. I used to say you can name any dog Max, so he should have a name with more umph, to which dad would say that it was short for Maximilian. :-/
After I met Max and found out that the woman at the pet adoption place had said he was a big doofus, I promptly renamed Max, Doofus Maximus and he really lived up that name. One of the mushiest, sweetest, & doofiest dogs I ever met.
He also had the nickname of Moo or Moo Head, because he as white with black markings, like a Jersey Cow.
Oops. Jersys are light brown and white.
Holsteins are black and white
My male Dachsund is called Orbis (“World” in Latin), the female’s name is Cleopatra and the large mixed breed one is called Radar (after Supreme’s dog who was also white with black spots).
My multipoo’s name is Cookie Monster is One Tough Cookie. We originally called her Cookie, but I wanted to make it more unique. I couldn’t decide between Cookie Monster and One Tough Cookie, so I mushed them together.
We also call our golden cookie monster because she will always give you puppygog eyes we she hears the biscuit tin being opened. We also call her:
Honey Bubbles (her real name)
Hunny Bunch
Biscuit barrel
Flabbajabba
Gruffmeister
We call our dobbie:
Doodle (her real name)
Turd on legs
Smaug (the lazy dragon from the hobbit)
The black spot (she has a black spot on her tongue which is growing like in PotC)
Needle nose.
We also had dogs called Doris and Daisy (both “viscous” dobermanns!)
We had a Westie named Rufio James T. Dio IV
The fourth was “for some lineage”, since he was a rescued dog 
Did your dog love rockin’ out to Black Sabbath? lol!
Loki- God of Mischief
Carmel Sundae
Ioz (from Pirates of Darkwater)
my dog has a lot of nicknames. i call him: queefles, mooflie, and fluffafluff.
My dog’s name is Spoonz. He’s named after my husband’s gamer tag. Probably the most unique dog name I’ve ever used was Knothead, after a dog on a tv show that we were fond of. Also had a blue healer/st bernard mix that we called Pepe, because he looked a bit like a skunk.
I used to know a cat named Bonehead
We had an Alaskan Malamute with a registered name of Kodiak’s Silent Shadow.
My australian shepherd is named Polly Esther and my lab/border collie mix is named Cody Pendent (at first he was called Cody Roy to follow our har har fabric theme, but he turned out to be such a velcro-dog that we changed it).
I once met a woman at a Blessing of The Animals at church, and she had a cocker spaniel named Wedgie “because he’s a pain in the butt!”
Oh! Hit enter too soon. We also had a mutt that was named J. Edgar Dog. We called him Jed.
I have a friend whose dog is named Godzilla Destroyer of Worlds. epic
My male gsd is called called Mayhem.
I wanted to call him Dammit, but that didn’t quite fly with the folks at home, so I settled for that.
Later in life, I’ll probably get a husky and a lab and name them Havok and Chaos, just for the sake of having a “terrible trio”.
I knew a dog called chaos…
Our male chihuahua is called Socrates Octavius, Soc for short. The name is bigger than he is!
We have Vincent von Snorter and Tobias von Chusenphartz.
Best ones on the list so far!
Well, lets see, our beagles are (were) named….
Yogsothoth (nicknamed Yogdog)
Nyarlethotep (nicknamed Nya, Buddha, Boo-boo, Nu-nu)
Hephaestus (nicknamed Hephty or Monkey-butt)
…how do you pronouce those first two? Anything different to how they’re spelled? (ie Yog-so-thoth, N-yar-leth-o-tep)
Our dog is named Sir John Barleycorn, and he usually just goes by the name Barley. However, we also call him by a bunch of different names: Canis Ludicrous, Canis Poopus, Goldzilla (he’s a golden retriever), and more.
I suggested the name “Itzakat” for our next dog. My wife nixed the idea.
I imagined a phone call to the vet’s office going like this…
“I’d like to schedule an appointment for my dog.”
“What’s your dog’s name?”
“Itzakat.”
“Okay, what is your cat’s name?”
“I don’t have a cat. I have a dog.”
I miss Abbott and Costello.
First base!
My friend asked me to help him name his Belgian malinois that he rescued from the pound- a goggie not bit on brains, but huge in heart with a sense of adventure. The moniker? Indiana Bones.
My dog’s called Bonnie, which in itself is a boring name. We do, however, have a number of nicknames.
Here’s most of the ones not based on her name (eg Bon, Bon-bon, Bonnikins etc):
Dog
Doglet
Mutt
Rat
Ratbag
Sh*tbag
Buggerlugs (also used for me and my brother ¬.¬)
The Black Bullet (she’s fast obviously)
The Dark Destroyer (self explanatory for anyone who knows anything about dogs really)
…I think that’s all of them.
and for the first night we had her she was called Button, but my brother (a bouncer {and therefore muscly, shaved head and tattooed}, and whose dog she is) thought he’d look stupid standing on the doorstep shouting it so he changed it.
our first dog was a golden named amber jade. not too unique i know, but sets this up: our second dog is a boxadore (boxer/lab mix) named deuce. kind of a tough name for a little boxer-looking female who is all of 58 lbs, but her nickname, moose, fits too!
i once had pet rats named bertha and beaches.
My last two rats I had were Ethel and Myra. For some reason, I LOVE older “grandma” names on rats.
My 2 female lab rats were named Thelma and Louise
Captain Charles Truffles Brown Chubby Butt Valentino Chubbasnuck Mr. Man Señor Floppy Ears Chuckenstein
Darcy Doodlebug Monkey Lips Teefers
Dixie Pixie Hope Momma Bear
Tucker…Ken Tucker E. Frodo
Sir Liam Falkor Snowballs Chance in Hell Dingus Khan Captain Destructo
pugsly poopington and señior poopenstein
I have a rescue boxer named Maddie, but I’ve been calling her Lil Miss Wigglebutt. She also goes by Princess Stinksalot and Madimus Maximus.
My shelter rescue dog, (Husky-Shepard mix) was named Bess,
a loving and loyal companion, but not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
When the vet asked me if that was her full name, I said
“Lady Bess Spencer Fuzz-for-Brains” and he wrote it down!
When my old girl of 15 years went to dog heaven, I swore up and down — No more! However, my kids decided that without a dog, I’m a horrible mean person (they were right). One day, coming home from town, the younger daughter hung a right instead of a left — and headed for the vet’s office. “Buy a dog!” they insisted… So we came home with a “Little Biddy Black Puppy”. Biddy is a name for a pagan mother-goddess, and she really was “little bitty”….. But now my Little Biddy Black Puppy is an 85-pound setter-mix. People don’t even get out of their cars when they see the Little Biddy doggy running toward the driveway.
I’ve met a pug named Botox, a husky named Loki and a St Bernard named Tinkerbelle
My aunt used to have an KC registered Airdale named Griff but his full name was something like ‘Brocolesia Bakewell Boy’
My dog is named Barney he has nicknames like Barn, Barnacle, Barney Warny, Rocketdog, Trundlebutt (that was when he was a puppy) and other stuff I can’t really say… We once had a joke that he was the ‘Dogfather’
He’s a rescue but apparently pedigree but we weren’t allowed his papers but my brother and I joked that if we ever KC registered him we’d probably call him something like ‘Duke Barneyton of Ashford’
Oh yeah we’ve called him Barney Rubble before too
I named my Welsh terrior Samwise Gamgee. I just call him Sam most of the time.
Our whippet is named Devo. I know – pretty generic…
My english bulldogs name is Willy Wonka
My friend had a Basset Hound that he named Sir Frederick McFlopper. =)
My Scottie’s name was Nagus Dingus Dundee and My Westie’s name was Mary Margaret McGillicudy, or Gus & Maggie. Miss them so…
But my new Boston’s name is Mary Margaret McGillicudy II, or Mooter Pooter (she has a lot of silent-but-deadly gas).
our doggys name is sunny kupo rally maya meister (maya for short)
My Boston Terrier is named “Oliver Cromwell Lord Protector of England.” We call her Enga for short.
Our French Poodle’s full name is “Franklin Delano Rufus, the new deal dog”… he goes by Rufus or Dufus.
I wanna name a dog Roscoe P. Coltrane
we had a doxie mix with that same name.. I would love to name an english bulldog boss hog…
My dog’s name was No. Not intentionally, but we took a while picking a proper name for him and by then he would answer to No.
He was a Beagle / German Shorthair mix. A big doofus.
My dog, a welch corgi, kennel name ‘bigdrums overtone,’ (we called him jerry) was bred to a female named, no joke, ‘larkwhistle lilly of lantwood!’ they called her fancy pants.
Johann Sebastian Bark
great name for a wiener dog
i registered my dog’s name as maxwell’s silver hammer after the beatles song. when i got the papers back, they had added the roman numeral iv, because the name had already been used. so i guess that mean’s there are at least three other people out there at least as strange as me.
That’s gotta be the most awesome name for a dog ever! You could call him Max OR Silver OR Hammer. Great song too
Nymphadora Tonks – from Harry Potter. We thought it’d be cute to then call her just Tonks for short, like in the books, but Nymphadora ended up sticking. We catch a lot of flak for that.
Our half German Shepard, half Boxer is named Princess Penelope Poopypants. My husband named her. Called Penny for short. Except by me, I call her Pinkie for some reason.
we had a pet named Dweezyl after Frank Zappa’s son..
When I adopted my greyhound, there were two there that we looked at. The one we didn’t take was called Dweezle. She was hyper as he!! though, we took the calm one and her name was Rosie. It’s Moya now though (I’m a huge Farscape fan).
my dogs name is “Monty Python”
I have 3 american bulldogs who are…
The mother is “Ivy Lee West” cause she looks like my aunt Ivy Lee.
Her son is “Ivy’s Super Villian Lex Luther” Call him Luther
And his sister is “Ivy’s Rockin Smashed Gladys” for an 80/90′s rock a billy band. Call her Gladys.
I also have a American bulldog/plott hound named “Maggie Mae West” because i wanted to name her after a black and white film star.
And my boxer who has passed away was “Shaman Shiner Shi-thead.” Call name Shiner. He was a white boxer with a black eye spot. And he could live up to his last name when he wanted to!
Fry
M.C. Popo, the Hiphop Master of Doggie Disaster. He’s a streetwise shih tzu that can lay down some sick rhymes. His baby sister is a chihuahua/italian greyhound mix that we adopted from doggie death row at the pound. We named her Li’l Kimchi. “Kimchi” (a fermented coleslaw dish) b/c she’s definitely an acquired taste. “Li’l Kimchi” so she can stay in touch with her hiphop roots. Together, they’re called The Puppy Posse. Russel Simmons still hasn’t returned their phone calls.
I had a maltese named Crackers. Not Cracker, it had to be plural. Yes, her middle name was Cheese.
Cum back? No…. If you want me to “come” back then sure.
My baby is Sunny Delight, but we call her Suns, Sunyeh Bunyeh (with a Russian accent) Sunny Bunny, Goofball, Cutie, Boogerhead and Snotface. She’s a little love
My high school English teacher had a dog named Borum Barkaditty
Our Basset hound is named the Lady Tickles P. Hound. Tick for short, she can be a real pest, and occasionally Tinkles when she forgets to potty OUTSIDE. Our Corgi is named Eli, not very original but he came with it. We call him Fuzzy Butt and The Fuzz Monster. But he really only reponds to Eli.
Wee Doggie. Can you imagine standing on the front porch in Alabama in a Trailerpark yelling WEE DOGGIE at the top of you lungs? LOL! We didn’t live there long but it was definitely interesting. My brother-in-law had his wedding in the dead end dirt road and his new sister-in-law who was a pregnant bride’s maid wet herself during the “ceremony”. She told everyone her water had broke to hide her faux pas.
My current pup: Echo (full registered name “Loriet’s Echo of a Gem”)
My previous dogs were Wag (“Timber Winds’ Scalawag”), Lear (Kennrich’s Ausgezeichnet), and Ubu (just Ubu).
I had Lear and Ubu at the same time; they were both black-and-tan (Rottie markings) so together they were “The Black and Tan Flood.” Wag’s nicknames included “Little Man,” “Sweetest of all Possible Sweet Dogs,” “Diminutive Canine,” and “Transitional Object.” Echo’s nicknames are “No! NO!” “Ferocious Little Beastie,” and “Wiggly-worm.”
Ubu had too many nicknames to list. Worm-butt, Fuzzbutt, U-Boo-Hoo, Ububarooboobaroobooboo, Ubaru, Ubaru-ski, The Golden Dog, Miss Ubu, The Lady Ubu…
My friends and I were driving around Virginia when we happened upon two drifters in need of a ride. They had two dogs with them. Sasha, and Sphincter. I think Sphincter is a great name for a dog.
i named my dog macgruber after the snl skit. The best part is when he blows up
My dog’s name is Seamus, when we are mad at him his name is “GodDammit Seamust Get Out of the CatBox!”
My dog’s name is Batty McFatty.
Our dog is Finn who is a wire haired fox terrier and I call him Mr Finn, Finn the Wonder Dog and Finny Finn.
When my folks got a Silkie, I convinced them (to my everlasting shame) to name him Dinker Doodle Dandy. It was 1976, the Bicentennial year. Fortunately, he went by Dinker. Our first dog was a toy Manchester terrier, and a runt to boot. Despite his lengthy pedigree of ancestors all named Lord this and Lady that, we gave him a name that we thought fit him best: Peanut. Best dog ever.
ours is Pilgor the Executioner.
i NEED this sign!! where can i find one!? our black lab/ german sheppard/ whatever else has the fitting name of Cloee Bear Face because, well, she has a bear face!! Our cat’s name is Ollie Ollie Oxenfree, Ollie for short.
My chemist friend named her dog Molybdenum. She calls her Molly
A relative had Deeohgee.
This made me cry – our newfie looked a whole lot like a black bear… in black bear country… and we often got calls from people saying “we can’t come to your house because there’s a bear in the yard.” No bear. Just Otto. I miss him just too much for words. Best boy ever.
My dog has many names.
Fuzzy-butt, fuzzy girl, etc.
I had a greyhound I sometimes called “Bobbaloo”, dunno why
I had a chocolate lab named Mousse when I was young.
half the time chocolate labs are named after some kind of chocolate… your Mousse, I know a Twix and I knew a recue dog called Jane who got renamed to Rolo when she was rehomed.
my friend had an dog named “Damm it” so he would say “Sit, Damm it, stay Damm it, ect…
The first family dog we had was a besenji mix named Henry. The next dog was a black lab that the whole family got to name so he was Bartholomew Kilmer Peter Tumnus, but he was usually just called Bart. Next was the keeshond that was found wandering the streets. He was dubbed Leo because he had to be shaved from the shoulders back due to mats and burrs. He also got the multi-name treatment. His full name was Leo Willard Nermal Ray. I lost a shepherd/hound mix a year ago to cancer. I named her Pequeña because she was HUGE! (I usually just called her Kenya) My current dogs are Ginny and Bosco.
We have a Beagle-mix whose birthday is 06/06/06 and her name is Lucifer McSnootsalot.
I’ve got a poodle named Mithril. People get his name wrong nearly always — and when they don’t, we know we’ve got a Tolkien fan on our hands.
His father turned “blue” (silver) so we thought he would be too, but he’s basically black with a few gray hairs here and there. We had also considered naming him Dust Puppy (any User Friendly fans out there?).
As a child, we had another poodle (who *was* silver) named Shadowfax. And another named Strider. The cat was Gandalf, but he had to sail off for Valinor when I turned out to be allergic to him. We kinda had a Tolkien thing going.
My husband named our Lab-Rottie-Shepherd puppy Gus cause he was a regular, friendly neighborly puppy. I figured Gus was a Greek name so he was registered with the UKC as Gus Pupalupoulos.
He is now a regular, friendly, neighborly, goofy 95 lb dog.
despite all the pets in my life… all their names were pretty generic until recently. met a poodle whose name is Buffy but goes by “Pot Pie,” a chiuahuah mix named Snaffle (always said the bigger dogs pick on him because his name sounded like a treat), another dog named “moccasin” and a puppy named “Journey”… i currently own a cat named “Miss Treasure” and her baby “little bits” and a dog named “Panda Chin” (she is a rescue who was found in a ditch at like 2 weeks old and i bottle raised her and she used to suck on anyone’s chin. few seconds and you had a nice purple hickey!)
know of a dog named “wobbles” who i called weeble wobble. and heard of one called “Grampy Hamster” (Grampy’s name is longer but i dont remember the rest) OH and a dog named “Half” because he has bi-colored eyes, one is brown and the other is bright blue with the top half of it brown… hence his name Half. know a dog named possum, and a baby deer named Jacobi Lucinda.
We named our sheltie Dengar. Nobody can pronounce it for some reason.
My dog’s name is Jorge Sanchez. He responds in an excited manner to exaggerated Mexican accents. Plus his is not a Spanish breed – he’s a wheaten Scottish terrier and miniature schnauzer mix.
Havalu Bearowitz Shapiro
When she was littler, and had the puppy crazies, it was Hot Lava.
We have a very fluffy Corgi/Aussie mix. She gets these cute little tufts of fur around her toes, so we named her “Lady Lillian Fluffyfeet” We usually call her Lilly, or Lady Lil.
Our newest acquisition, a husky/collie mix from the pound is named Barrett, but he has also gained several nicknames, including Doggie Butt, Thingamablob, and Thing George. A great guy who has a wonderful smile all the time and a fantastic disposition.
We have two dogs. They are pure win. Their names are: S.O.A.P. (for Snakes On A Plane) and Pjambalaya, or ‘Jam’ for short.
Our german short hair pointer was named Loosa. To my 4 year old eyes her coat was similar to an appaloosa horse’s, and I said so. Mom thought it was cute.
We now have a corgi terrier mix named Cinnabun. She’s a light cinnamon color and has floppy ears, a bobbed tail, and she bounces when she runs…Her nickname is Bunny
Well, it wasn’t that unusual a name I don’t suppose …. growing up we always had Dalmatians and one was named Pirate because he had a perfect black patch over one eye. When I was in college I lived next door to someone who had a giant dimwitted St. Bernard named Seven.
My dog’s full name is Sunshine Gummi-Bear Snickerdoodle Tatertot Amos Peterson. He answers to Sunny, though. :]
My toy poodle is named Spike Reefer, Mad Dog
A German Shepherd/ sheltie or collie mix I had, named Lakshmi Shalala Kebebe.
My dog’s registered name is ‘Card Counter’s gamble’ but his pet name is Remy. Which in itself may not be original, but i think on a whole it’s quite a nice, strange pack. ^^
Our rescue dogs were named Lady and Bingo, which are the two most uninspred names ever… but they were both pretty set in their ways (being 5 and 3) so it wouldn’t have been fair on them to change their names.
My Cairn (RIP) Was Named Toffee, which somehow mutatied to Queen of the living room, the evil one, Tofster the frog slayer and Fluff. Great dog she was even if she had the ego of a queen
We have a Samoyed with the full name of General Nikolai Fuzzypants. We normally call him Niko but have known to call him Fuz, Fuzzy, Fuzzums, goofball, Yo Dog, Hey You. He answers to any of them.
My Border Collie pup is nicknamed Destructo-mutt…..she’s a chewer
I always wanted a sheepdog that I would name Boliver D. Shagnasty.
“Sir Argus the Flatulent” (English Bulldog)
“Argus” for short
“Argh!” for shorter
Figaro. So you could call the dog to come in the house by shouting Figaro, Figaro, Figaro.
My poodle (RIP) was Popcorn Furball Highstepper the 3rd. (Poppy)
Now i have two aussies, Katarina von Uberwald (Katie) and Abigail Wooflesnoot (abbie)
A freind had a German Shepard named Vyeighuesse (pronounced vi-gus) and another has a Great Dane called Simple
Our family had a penchant for naming pets after office copiers. We had dogs by the name of Xerox and Kodak, but my favorite one was Pitney Bones.
We named our dog Chewbacca Claude van Dumb dumb. (Chewy for short. I blame my brothers.)
When I was little, we had a breeding pair of basset hounds named Sherlock and Lady Watson.
I adopted a 2-year-old female tuxedo tabby named Fritz. I didn’t like the name, but she responded to it, so I needed to change it to something similar. Now her name is Ritz, an appropriate name for a tuxedo.
I adopted another cat named Lafferty, an overweight cat, so I called him Laffy Taffy. Except that when he first came into the house he was afraid of Ritz, so I called him Wussy Pussy.
My parent’s dog…an american bulldog mix…is named Boofa.
His nicknames include Boofasa…B-Man…roo….
We had a miniature schnauzer named Hildigarde Von Schnitzle
My fiancee had a great dane named Captain Jax Fantastic. Our current dane’s name is Mara Jade (this was Luke Skywalker’s wife’s name in the Star Wars books.
I had two Siberian Huskies – one male and one female that I named
Tsar Nicolai the Quick and Tsarina Alexandra the Wild. They lived up to their names in every way. Of course, they were usually Nicki and Alex around the house.
We have Sandy, Diego passed away last year, and we still have Charger. Get it? San Diego Charger…. We also have River, who looks just like Sandy, only smaller. Sandy River is a river in Oregon at the base of Mount Hood.
I wanted to name the new dog Earl, but my wife didn’t like that. After a bit of back-and-forth, she said, I don’t care what name it is, as long as it isn’t Earl!” Taking that challenge, I suggested “Five,” and she grumbled, “Well, it’s better than Earl.” And so we had Five for a companion.
My SharPei was called Sa-Jah – that’s Klingon for pet (there’s no Klingon word for dog). Well, his head was very wrinkled!! He was the sweetest dog; would not have made a good Klingon at all.
A dog at my agility class is named “Putt-putt the Fluffy Butt, Saskatchewan Ding-Dong Happy Tail (last name)”
D.O.G kind of roll it off your tongue
My chocolate dachshund’s registered name is “Kwitcher Lollygaggin’ ”
Lolly for short
Forgot to mention, my first dachshund had a great name too.
Dylan Tucker Hoo-jay Von Weiner the Third.
Phlumrox, my second dog
No no! Phulumprox, with 2 p’s
TRES: our three legged rottweiler rescue (we got him this way). We pronounce it TRACE, so its our little secret.
I have a Runt Mutt (goes by Runty). She’s your run of the mill medium sized black Lab mix. I have a huge Golden Retriever/Great Pyrenees mix named Horse (he’s as big as a horse, he eats like a horse, and he’s a big clodhopping oaf). He also answers to dips*#t because while he’s sweet, he’s really dense. My best friend has a dog who’s an absolute demon, and for the longest time, the dog would not answer unless you called her by her full name – “Naughty Maudie, bad dog!” So now she’s simply called Bad Dog. lol.
Well I had a friend who lived by a pet graveyard. We saw Peanut Weanie there.
My Jack Russell beagle mix is Princess Banana Fana Brigadier of The High Seas. Or, you know, Nanny for short. =)
I have 2 second-hand dogs, a Lhasa Apso & a Shih Tzu/Brussels Griffon mix. Their names were Aragorn & Gimli, respectively. But since they were stating a new life with us, new names were in order. Aragorn only answered to Ziggy (Ziggy Piggy b/c he snorts) . Gimli was different: super cute, overly trusting & friendly, 8 lbs at the time & only 4 months old. So, obviously, we had to name him Cannibal. It didn’t make him any tougher
Is anyone going to do ferret names? My son named his “Bobba-ferret”
We have had “The Abominable Snow Beast” a solid white cocker spaniel. Beast for short (female). Einstein the Mastermind, a cat we thought was female and named “her” Heidi, only to find out…nope…we named him Sneaky. We currently have a solid black cat named Morticia. We also had a Great Dane, Melvin.
My uncle is stuck on Flossy with some middle name. Every little dog he has ever owned is Flossy Ray, Kay, May etc. He has 4 Flossys now.
I grew up with a small very mixed breed runty dog named Munchkin.
He was very smart, used to pretend his paw was hurt and limp around when he wanted attention. Once you picked him up he was fine.
My sis had black labs named Shadow and Magic.
My reddish golden is named Phoenix.
My benji looking dog is named Blaze.
I have a merle corgi x terrier whose full name is “Wizard, the Rare and Elusive Bearded Leopard Dingo Bat of Borneo”. When his full title is not required, he is called Wiz, Ears, Shorty, Ratdog, etc.
We gave our rescue dogs “pedigree” names so they wouldn’t feel left out. Together, they are known as The Wonder Wieners. They are: Copernicus Maximus the Red Lovesponge (Coop) and The Goddess Isis Fluttertail Lumberjack (Isis).
I know a dog w/ the name “Bunita Chiquita Rosita Juanita Chihuhua,” like from Lady and the Tramp, we just call her Bunny. I have also heard of a dog known as Nosmo King. My dog’s name is less of a weird one, Jewelzey Ruby.
1.Captain Horatio Hornblower (we called him Captain to save him the embarrasment, though as a Boxer of Great Bearing he could have carried Horatio)
2. Emperor Milo Wu of Pu – the pug. Of course having the origins in China as a royal dog, he had to have a suitable name.
3. Otis P. Cocker, Esquire – cocker spaniel who had a bladder prob as a pup.
My Yorkie is named Madame Sophie Naughty Knickers. It’s a pedigree thing…
My boyfriend’s Chow/ Shepard/ Timber Wolf mix named Silvanus. He is an amazing and very sweet dog. He is very protective. My boyfriend’s mom has a mut (not sure whats in her) named Gaia. She is the equivalent of a 2 year human child in temperament and quirks.
Everyone thinks are dogs’ names are pretty wonderful and unique:
Harry P. Scruffmann-Super Terrier (Wolfhound-terrier)
Sebastian Von HooverMoose Lord of Labrador (Yellow Lab)
Bruno Von Hassenpfeffer (Irish Set.-Golden Ret-Terrapoo mix)
Pendleton J. Puppy-Puppy (Cocker-Scottie-Terrapoo mix)
Sweet William Woolball (Chow Chow)
Tucker Farnsworth McWidget King of the World(Cairn)
Cooper Calvin Angus McWidget(Cairn)
Sierra Von HooverMoose Princess of Labrador (Yellow Lab)
HenryMacKenzie The Munchie Cruncher (Poodle-Havanese mix)
Our American Water Spaniel is named Kalico Ruffntumble Rose (Kali) after multiple relatives, including her Aunt Rosie and her father, Ruff. Our Dobe is Darraigh Brandubh Otherside (Dary), which means strong as an oak tree, dark raven, and a Red Hot Chili Peppers song. Good thing the AKC only allows 28 characters!
My new puppy, a german shepard/husky mix, is named “River Moonbrain McDipstick.” The first two names because of the show “Firefly” and the last part because she has a tiny white tip on the end of her tail. She is adorable!
Our chihuahua mix was Cruiser and our pit/shepherd mix is Death.
My dog is half border collie and half yellow lab; imagine a medium/large dog with a big toilet-brush tail, collie markings but yellow where there would normally be black.
He’s a shared dog, and he came with the name Dobie – but he’s not a Dobermann, so I call him Bodie. I’ve always loved the ghost town of Bodie, California, and he’s sorta sand colored… that and we can call him ‘Bozo’ because he’s such a fool.
My doggie’s a basset hound, she’s just over a year old, and her name is Princess French Fry of Aurora (that’s her official AKC name XD). Her dad’s name was Hash Brown, and her brother was Tator Tot. We just call her Frenchy, though. My last dog was C.C., short for Cookies and Cream. Then there was Max, who was a wolf-husky mix. He was awesome.
I grew up with a dog named Willow, but we called her Willestra or Queen Willestra most of the time. She was also often called Willa McGilla. Our dog Lizzy became Z-Bear, and our cat Tom actually got nicknamed Thomas, and then finally Super T.
One of my mom’s friends owns a dog that she named simply “Dog”, because it’s a dog. She got another one, and named it “Also”, as it was also a dog.
We have a male weener dog named zippy but we call him zippie doodle, zipper, dippy and the chewing machine. we have a female weener dog named annie but we call her edwina von hotdog, anniebell, weenie, weenie doodle. we have a cat called jelly, a pit bull named kitty kitty, a cat named porkchop and a pitt mix named una we call una patoona.
mah goggie’s name iz king soloman nd hes a chocolate lab
We had a German Shepherd named Corporal Cupcake – after Radar’s dog from M*A*S*H – and a half shepherd-half Rottweiler named Porthos Methos. (An obsession with The 3 Musketeers and die-hard Highlander the Series fandom on that one.)
Dogs:
Bitty Bella Buttons (goes by “Bella, “Belleh”, “Bitty”, “Belly Bean”)
Peanut Butter Jelly Time (goes by “Peanut”, “Peenie”, “Pea-nit”, “Penae”)
Cat:
Stinky McFuzz-Butt (went by “Kee-Kee” or “Puss”)
My boxers name is Catfish Von Liquorstein.
my saluki greyhound cross is called pharaoh (cos he looks all regal and saluki’s originate from egypt apprantly).
but he’s also:
senor nubbins
mr nubs
floppy-eared monster
snaggle pup
grumble pup
FARROfarro
sir stinksalot
stinks
mushroom pup
belly boy
bebbi boy
devil dog
old man farro
farro butt
my boyf and i have a hamster called minky that we call
stinky minky
minkastink
minkymoo
minkyminky has a winky
minkystinky
minx
We have literary pooches.
Our doxie was named Kurt von Nugget (nicknamed Nugget), and our most recent addition, a miniature pinscher, goes by Windle Poons Pratchett (nicknamed Pratchett.)
My female Black Lab is registered with the AKC as Artemis Fartemis
My Shetland Sheepdog’s name is Reuben. That’s right. Named after a sammich.
My Yellow Lab is Lily. =p
My friend registered her min pin as “Lord Ladykiller of Farley” and called him Killer. My in-laws had a sheltie and named him something like “Sir Admiral Charles Brisbane” and called him Skipper.
My shihtzu x chihuahua is Whimsy Doodle.
My Corgi/Pitbull’s name is Maximus Prime. He can be a bit…dense. So most of the time, he goes by Tard Hide. Our room mate’s dog is Petey, but he goes by Tard Scream.
My bernese mountain dog is called “Baco”, short for Bacardi and Coke. But most of the time i call him Barack O’Baco.
Sheppard- Dukie Pukie (he had a reflux issue) our Husky/Sheppard/Chow/Dane was TODDY Body. Our Boarder Collie is Coper Sisor. Our Rotweiller is Raider Pigpen. We have 3 Rot/Ollie puppies and they are Denver Touchdown, Princess Thundercloud and Peek a Boo Snickerdoodle. Even my fish are named, but wont get into that
My little cousin named their rescue dog “Darn it” If that isn’t weird I don’t know what is.
I have an Aussie who’s name is Belle, altogether a boring name but we also call her
-Belly button
-Bellarooskie (?)
-Fuzz butt
-Fuzz bucket
-Bellbo
We also have a german shorthair pointer puppy named Maizy, also called:
-schmaize
-crazy maizy
maizy mania
-crazy shmaze
-or just plain “DOG!”
(She’s a bit of a handful)
I have 2 shelter rescues that are spoiled rotten – a redbone coonhound and a pointer. They have so many nicknames I can’t keep track, and am always making up new ones! I call the pointer Senor Specklebelly, Thirsty McDrinkerson, or Captain Von Snarfington. The redbone is Fatty Littlesteps, Tally Von LongTorso, or Miss Saggy Titties…
Our golden retriever/siberian husky mix is named El Chupacabra (the mythical mexican goatsucker). We call her Chupa for short…and she definitely lives up to the “goat” part of her name. If she can get her jaws on it, she’ll eat it…from earrings to drywall to books!
i once knew a dog named “the notorious D.O.G.”
How about this: Scotch Puppy Peabnut Bubber McConaughey.
My puppys name is Fraulein!
Caraway Bloodfang Wolfdeath III
Deakinopolous. and also Tecumseh. though we called him fred for short.