
Honist Momma! I nevur even saw
yur dubble cheezburger wif ekstra mayo an too much pikkles.
Picture by: molly Caption by: mikebrow via Loldog Builder
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Honist Momma! I nevur even saw
yur dubble cheezburger wif ekstra mayo an too much pikkles.
Picture by: molly Caption by: mikebrow via Loldog Builder
And it wasn’t delicious, either.
OMG!! KYOOOTTTTTSSSSSPPPPPLLLLOOOOOORRRRRTT!!!!
Ohnoes! A long tiem to be splorted wivout the atteshuns of the hilghy treined Splort Recubbery Technicians! I am amachoor but I try to help:
Whee-oh, whee-oh, honks an skids to halt in CCC.
Taeks gently rounded brain scuup and scuups up the brains, carefully not to lose any good ideas.
Packity, packity, packity baek into the brainium cabity, tappee tappee pat pat to get the shaep jest rite.
Fit the peezes of cranium bonez back into a nice rownd shaep.
Brrrrrrip large peeces of ducky taype (wiv puppeh fayces on it) to wrappity the hed bones, den applies a nice new stretchy CHRG (wiv drawings of paw prints on it), SNAP into plaece, and adds another large peece of ducky taype for safety.
Nao, Hmph, wobble on in to the splort recubbery lounge and tuk yurself into a floofy Cheezland map blankit (see the pichoor of the ty bootike, and the tea room, and everythin?). Heer is a nice hot toddy wiv lemming slaices, and a buk about algebra to settle yur nerves. Remember, the puppeh kyuuts can sneek up on you, so be carefuls at all tiems to wear the CHRG for safety.
Whew! FANKZ!!! (wobbledy wobbledy intu lownj) Dat wuz cloze!
Aw, who could stay mad at that face?
…but you can find pickles under the table, didn’t like ‘em too much … just sayin’…
My border collie got a double cheeseburger from McD’s every birthday and vet day…..and each time, there would be nothing left in his bowl but two lonely pickles. What is it about dogs and not liking pickles?